This just showed up on my Mastodon timeline. I don’t usually share these, but somehow it felt right this time… 💬
They eat, they crap, they sleep, and if they’re crying, they need to do one of the three and they’re having trouble doing it. Real simple.
Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless.
- Tina Fey
Hi, there! It’s me, your friendly 4AM micro post.
Today I’m bringing you a quote. Enjoy. 😴💬
Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night… without the satisfaction. – Lynn Johnston