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This just showed up on my Mastodon timeline. I don’t usually share these, but somehow it felt right this time… 💬

They eat, they crap, they sleep, and if they’re crying, they need to do one of the three and they’re having trouble doing it. Real simple.

Matthew McConaughey

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Money changes all the iron rules into rubber bands.

Shah of Shahs - Ryzard Kapuscinski

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Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless.

• Tina Fey

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Hi, there! It’s me, your friendly 4AM micro post.
Today I’m bringing you a quote. Enjoy. 😴💬

Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night… without the satisfaction. – Lynn Johnston

Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.

Jon Stewart