During our walk this afternoon, tinyMovieStar strapped to my chest, phone in my hand trying to get a photo of a building. Someone came from behind us, grabbed me, and said “Hand over all your money!”.
All I could think was “You’re going to wake her up, you silly bastard!”.
All that was left to do was to turn around, calmly, and see which one of my crazy friends was messing with her sleep!
This is such a quiet city it never even crossed my mind the robbery was for real.